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Ruu Wakasa (若狭 るー) ([personal profile] schoollifecub) wrote2017-07-12 10:30 pm

cmo for [community profile] theairlock shit

let's be real this is literally the only reason this journal exists

anyway here's context and if you don't wanna read that: yuuri's lil sis is on the temerity now with the survivor crew. just go with it. you all know we're just here for cute times with ruu-chan
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-12 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Junpei still can't believe it worked. He barely did anything, really--actually didn't do anything, not yet, or at least not in this history, the history where she's here. He remembers vague flickers of his younger self like strange murmurs from another room, stronger memories of Kanny, six years too young even to have ever heard of a Ganzfeld experiment, and knows that the zombie apocalypse must have done for their six-year-old selves what the Nonary Game did for her--for him, nine years later.

And it worked.

He's been giving Yuuri and Ruu their space, a chance to come back together in the new normal after what both of them must have been through (even though it's lonely, sleeping on his own again--despite Kip's offers to keep him warm at night), but he's curious as hell and there's really no avoiding anyone in the confines of the Temerity.

Still, he's surprised to catch her one morning without Yuuri as he begins his KP shift.]


Oh--Ruu-chan.

[He stalls for a moment, then points a thumb to the breakfast he's about to make.]

Uh, you like French toast?
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-12 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
If I don't mess it up, yeah.

[Which he won't do. There's a reason Junpei's never been one of Season 3's dedicated cooks, but he's not hopeless. Now that he's not a depressed mess of sarcasm, mistrust, and exhaustion, he can put in the minuscule effort something like French toast takes.

He looks at Ruu, measuring her expression, and then moves over a bit, pointing to the mixture he's just finished mixing with the whisk.]


Wanna help me? Just to make sure.
misanthropicprinciple: (Still Junpei from the block)

[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-12 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, thank god. He's been on his best behavior and still, he's worried she doesn't like him. That's break-up material, he knows. Without the family's approval, he's back out in the cold.]

Nah. If it was hard, they wouldn't let me do it. Here, I'll show you.

[He turns on the stove and puts a little butter in the skillet, making sure it melts evenly over the pan.]

All you have to do is dip the challah in this goopy stuff--'goop' being the scientific term, of course--and then cook it on both sides in the pan. You want to be our designated dipper?
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-12 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, of course. Uh, do you need help getting it?

[He doesn't really want to leave the pan on the stove if so, but man, she's tiny. Can she manage a whole chair on her own?]
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-12 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles--under his breath, so as not to offend the smol--and lowers the heat on the stove a bit so the butter won't burn before she gets back. When it sounds like she's regained the threshold, he looks at her over his shoulder.]

So do you usually like sweet things for breakfast, Ruu-chan? I'm sure I can put a good word in for you with our usual cooks.
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-12 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man. I can't remember the last time I had anpan. What I wouldn't do for some good old convenience store anpan...

[Okay, burner back up to medium. He makes sure the sliced bread and the mixing bowl are within her reach, then points to the first piece.]

All right, dip that nice and evenly, both sides, and then give it to me.

[Lots of kids are afraid of stoves. He won't make her throw that directly into the skillet.]
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-13 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yup! Looks great!

[The great thing about easily washable robot hands is that eggy goop doesn't feel gross on your easily washable robot skin. He takes the bread gingerly from Ruu and tosses it onto the skillet where it sizzles in a satisfying way and starts to cook.

Anyway, if their first attempts come out a little uneven, it's fine, he'll just eat those himself or offer them to people who don't care about presentation.]


Why don't you move a little closer so we're not dripping goop all over the place? Or lay some paper towels down between me and the bowl. That way there's less cleaning later.
misanthropicprinciple: (Explain me a thing.)

[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-20 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Junpei grins a little to himself as he cooks, but leans Ruu's way, lowering his voice.]

Well, I could tell you. But first: Do you believe in magic, Ruu-chan?

[One thing at a time. Letting her in on the secret of their Dad of Holding is much less frightening than explaining how he lost his arm would be. If she ever gets the courage to ask.]
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-08-05 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no no. No trick. And the food itself isn't magic. It's just food. ...Uh. Probably.

[Look, Junpei doesn't know shit about magic, he just takes the things Ardyn and Arianna and co. tell him on faith. He waves his hand over everything--the food, the pan, the utensils they're making use of.]

What I meant is, all of this? Oyaji stores it magically where no one can see. You know, like in a video game. And it doesn't go bad. [He flips the piece of toast over.] So that's why we haven't had to make a big grocery run yet, even though there's so many of us here. Because he's got a whole mansion's worth of food at his fingertips.
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-08-05 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't know all the details. I'm not magic like he is.

[He leaves the stove for just a moment so he can track down some maple syrup and scoots right back into place. No leaving a child unattended around a heat source!]

But I think the biggest single thing I've seen him grab was a whole mattress. And it looks like he can carry as many things as he wants. But not, like, animals, or people. He handled the flowers Yuuri planted okay, though.

[He grins at her.]

Maybe you should see how much he can carry. What the absolute biggest thing might be. It'll be like a science project.